Thursday, February 16, 2017
Friday, February 3, 2017
Remember that time I was kidnapped with the Beatles?
Remember that time I was kidnapped with the Beatles
and placed on an island
with trees and a dock
by a green wizard?
He wanted me to throw a rare tree off the dock
to attract the fish
so he could catch them
but I defied the wizard.
Instead I cut down the tree with tentacles for branches
and wiggled it in the shallows
to scare off the fish
from the wizard.
When Ringo was taken I got really angry
so I untied the bird
with the nail in it's head
to piss off the wizard.
Ringo came back wearing a green blindfold
he couldn't feel his eyes
but he felt fine.
We beat the wizard.
and placed on an island
with trees and a dock
by a green wizard?
He wanted me to throw a rare tree off the dock
to attract the fish
so he could catch them
but I defied the wizard.
Instead I cut down the tree with tentacles for branches
and wiggled it in the shallows
to scare off the fish
from the wizard.
When Ringo was taken I got really angry
so I untied the bird
with the nail in it's head
to piss off the wizard.
Ringo came back wearing a green blindfold
he couldn't feel his eyes
but he felt fine.
We beat the wizard.
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